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PROCEED WITH CAUTION,
THE QUEERTOPIA IS APPROACHING!
The 80’s were able to contain their devil’s disease,
But this queer condition has no cure.
I hate to be the one to inform you,
But by the time you’re reading this,
It's too late.
No mask or vaccine can save you from this apocalyptic ailment.
Let’s check your symptoms.
If you have experienced;
Uncontrollable dancing,
Unexplainable sense of euphoria,
Unprecedented acceptance of yourself,
And of course,
Same sex attraction,
You’re probably positive.
Congratulations!
Welcome to the queertopia,
Here are a few things you should know;
Voguing is encouraged but not required,
Camp is an adjective not a noun,
Drag queens are living pieces of art not performers,
And being called cunty is a compliment just say thank you.
I know this is new and scary,
But at least in queertopia this deviant disorder isn’t deadly.
So sit back,
Relax,
And let the freaky fever flow freely.
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